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Impact! 1000 was a professional wrestling television special produced by Impact Wrestling. The event took place on September 9, 2023 at the Westchester County Center in White Plains, New York, and aired on tape delay as a two-night special of the company's weekly television show, Impact!, on September 14 and September 21, 2023. As the name suggests, the event celebrated the show's 1000th episode.
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