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Necterosoma is a genus of beetles in the family Dytiscidae, containing the following species:
- Necterosoma aphrodite Watts, 1978 \n
- Necterosoma darwinii (Babington, 1841) \n
- Necterosoma dispar (Germar, 1848) \n
- Necterosoma novaecaledoniae J.Balfour-Browne, 1939 \n
- Necterosoma penicillatum (Clark, 1862) \n
- Necterosoma regulare Sharp, 1882 \n
- Necterosoma schmeltzi Sharp, 1882 \n
- Necterosoma susanna Zwick, 1979 \n
- Necterosoma theonathani Hendrich, 2003 \n
- Necterosoma undecimlineatum (Babington, 1841)
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